Today I dove into a spectacular roll under one of those grated barriers that works like a garage door. I thought my boss would be impressed by my Indiana Jones-like agility and bravery, but I was wrong. Apparently it’s not fun and cool to roll under them when the barrier is being opened instead of closed.
You’re both living in an Office style comedy
aw shit I’m Dwight aren’t I
i was ranting about ableism on twitter and. i realize a lot of people genuinely do not know this and dont mean harm. so please know this and cause less harm. you will make my life and the life of other autistic people just a little bit better.
It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear
how do you know it was fear and not arousal?
I like to think we live in a nice world and not the one you just created
Aw…Mummy is taking you to the park today baby…Yes you can play with all the other littles while Mummy has a catch up with all her Mummy friends…Yes darling if you do a poopy in your nappy Mummy will change on you on the grass darling…Mummy might get a friend to help if you have a really dirty bottom sweetheart…She will only hold your legs up…Yes darling she will see your little pee pee but Mummy’s understand that little boys have little pee pees sweetie pie x
Yayyy!! Baby Spencer gets his diapey changed!!
Happy Mother’s Day everyone
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered
The Gentleman’s Demon books are still available as physical copies!
(It’s 24 pages, 18+)
I’m taking it out of my con sortiment so this is the only way to get the book.
I’d be really happy if you considered getting a copy~
